the earth was shaking

my progression of thoughts in the midst of an earthquake (yes, an earthquake) that hit near cville today:

um, how close is this grocery store to the train tracks?

i think this is an earthquake.

wait. what?!?!?

this is an EARTHQUAKE.

in Virginia?!?

EARTH. QUAKE.

if all the shampoo comes off the shelves right now i might be buried.

do i just keep shopping?

everyone else seems confused too.

my greek yogurt is going to go bad if i don't keep shopping.

what if i can't access my online assignments for tomorrow?

i really need to work on my assignments for tomorrow.

i wonder how hard the assignments are for tomorrow...

wait....

i'm still in the middle of an earthquake.

good times.